#in general in italian the male genitalia tends to mean a lot of different negative things #while the female genitalia is a gender neutral synonym of ‘beautiful and hot’ #pretty much the opposite of the english language #I’m ok with this
#also I’m laughing because I’m re-reading the list I’ve just wrote and if you’re italian you can pinpoint EXACTLY where I’m from just from #those words #anyway ‘cazzeggiare’ is my favorite term I think #like ‘sto cazzeggiando su tumblr’ #yeah
I’m giggling by myself bc it’s all very true and very beautiful~
All of the above! I had only room for a few examples in the picture but all of the above-mentioned ones are awesome. And there are so many more uses, you could spend the day listing them and not be done. You can even invent your own!
(also since people are going wtf about the printer: we were thinking of something you yell at, Denise said printers and yeah, we can all agree that printers came from the darkest depths of hell)
"MO SO’ CAZZI" - shit just got serious (I don’t know if this one is used outside of Rome, though)
I don’t know what that says but look dick fish
these fucking things
Fun fact there things were recalled for causing “eye injuries, including scratched corneas and incidents of temporary blindness, broken teeth, a mild concussion, a broken rib, and facial lacerations that required stitches.”
these things were the fucking best
HOW THE SHIT DID SOMEONE BREAK THEIR FUCKING RIB
you people don’t understand how fucking powerful these things were, you were supposed to pull gently and it’d fly just fine but if you pull it like a chainsaw or a lawnmower they will behave as such. t h e y a r e d e a d l y.